The Ass Grab

The ass grab has got to be the sexiest thing I can think of when walking around with a man I'm dating.  I'm not sure why (a feeling of being owned/taken care of/loved?) but when a guy just casually reaches around and holds onto my peach I suddenly get all fuzzy.

I think there's been more than a few guys that have discovered this little secret about me, and have used it to good effect (when maybe I'm not having the best sort of day).

I'm not sure how much more I really can add to this, but just a word to the wise: grab his ass, men. If he doesn't like it, he's probably not all that committed to you anyhow or dealing with some internalized homophobic demons jumping around in his head.

How to get a bubble butt

Ever since I came online here I've been asked quite a few times how to get a bubble butt like mine.  OK, so here's what I recommend:

How to Get a Bubble Butt

1. Ask me, I sometimes deliver. ;)
2. Take the stairs ALWAYS, and TWO AT A TIME if you're able.  Work it.
3. That means you don't take the elevator or escalator, sweetie. Check.
4. I don't do a leg workout at all. None. Zero. I just walk everywhere and watch my diet.
5. The 'bubble' in a bubble butt is fat. Yes, fat. Don't get too skinny.
6. Thank your genes (not your jeans) - some people are just born with big booty. As they are big dick or anything else.
7. Don't sit on your ass all day - the "secretarial spread". Get up, move around. Get a standing desk if you have to.
8. I swam in competitive swimming all through public school - every single 'flip turn' (pushing off against the wall) was a buns exercise. Think about it.  Get swimming.
9. Start early - like .. in puberty.  I'm convinced that our body shape when we are young is our 'set point' for when we get older.
10. I can't think of anything else - but you get the drift.

Got something? I welcome any tips you might have (pun sort of intended) ;)

-BubbleJock
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